i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
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OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
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the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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