youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
