similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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