May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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