Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
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look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
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And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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