So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
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Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
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HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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