I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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