i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
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There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
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I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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