hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
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She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
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So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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