She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
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I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
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This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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