He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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