I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
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Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
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I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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