you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
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There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
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He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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