Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
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Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
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I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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