oh god the rape fog is back!
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
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You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
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If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
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