But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
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I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
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Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.