just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
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I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
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I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me