I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen