I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
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I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
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you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award