please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
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I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
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He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
We are all done wearing pants today
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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