their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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