Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
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Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
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so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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