Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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