The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Randomize
