"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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