what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
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Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Watching her eat just hurts me
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
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Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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