Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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