i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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