i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
Randomize
