i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I party with great urgency now.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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