Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
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she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
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ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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