im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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