i can't believe i had my finger in that
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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