he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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