So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
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There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
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I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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