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You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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