just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
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I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
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I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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