I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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