At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
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HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
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The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
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he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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