I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
The Olympian is in my bed
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