There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
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I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
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I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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