Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
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Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
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God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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