Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Randomize
