Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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