i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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