I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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