i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
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Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
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THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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