it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
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all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
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Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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