Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Come on in and take your pants off
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