handjob tips. give me some.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
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because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
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The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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