I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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