im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Randomize
