Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
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We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
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Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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