i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
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No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
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It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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