quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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