On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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