Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
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Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
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You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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