These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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